1 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,378 IT JUST FEELS SO WEIRD 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,580 COMIN' BACK FROM ATLANTIC CITY WITH MONEY. 3 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,249 HA HA HA. OH, IT'S FANTASTIC. 4 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,651 OH, GOD. THIS SEAT IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE. 5 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:18,586 OH, I KNOW WHY. 6 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:22,156 'CAUSE I'M SITTING ON A GIGANTIC WAD OF CASH! 7 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,191 [BOTH LAUGH] 8 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,825 DO YOU MIND? 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,693 EXCUSE ME? 10 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,361 THIS BUS IS FULL OF LOSERS. 11 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:30,798 WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WON. 12 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,266 HEY, MAN. LISTEN. 13 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,434 HERE'S 5 BUCKS. 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:37,205 WHY DON'T YOU GO SIT UP BY THE DRIVER? 15 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:38,506 [BOTH LAUGH] 16 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,142 WHOO! ATLANTIC CITY ROCKS! 17 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,042 YEAH. 18 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,512 I'M WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING THE KIDS ALONE. 19 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:48,482 COME ON, BABY. WE NEEDED THIS VACATION. 20 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,451 AH! UHH! 21 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,754 MOM, I CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP. HENRY KEEPS TURNING THE LIGHT ON. 22 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,824 HONEY, TURN OFF THE LIGHT. 23 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,259 I CAN'T! 24 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,094 THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN WANTS MY HEAD. 25 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,295 OH, HENRY. THAT WAS JUST A MOVIE. 26 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,664 SWEETIE, ARE WE GONNA GO THROUGH THIS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? 27 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,566 TILL THEY CATCH HIM, YES. 28 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,635 ALL RIGHT. CLIMB IN. 29 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,770 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 30 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,672 THAT'S FOR ME. 31 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:12,573 HELLO? 32 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,741 WHO'S CALLING YOU AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 33 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:17,411 YES, I'LL ACCEPT THE CHARGES. 34 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:21,582 HA HA. I'M NOT SAYING IT WASN'T VERY NICE TO GET AWAY. 35 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,252 I JUST HOPE THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT. 36 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:25,619 I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE. 37 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:27,255 THEY'RE WITH EDDIE. 38 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,456 SO? WE GOT MONEY NOW. 39 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,559 WE DON'T NEED THE KIDS TO MAKE US HAPPY. 40 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,526 COME ON. 41 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,429 HEY, COME ON. EDDIE WAS REALLY INTO THE IDEA. 42 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,566 BESIDES, WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT MANY CHOICES. 43 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,370 OH, GOD. COME ON, DAD. YOU'RE SICK. 44 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:43,537 NO, I'M NOT. 45 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:46,674 LOOK, IT'S OK. WE'LL GO TO ATLANTIC CITY SOME OTHER TIME. 46 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,541 WHAT ABOUT ME? 47 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,277 WHAT? YOU'D BABY-SIT? 48 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,411 I'D TAKE A WHACK AT IT. 49 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,880 Sean: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE HOME. 50 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,182 I CAN SEE OUR HOUSE. 51 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,649 Claudia: IS IT ON FIRE? 52 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,285 UH, LET ME SEE. 53 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,186 NOT VISIBLY. 54 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,853 ALL RIGHT, EDDIE! 55 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,323 YEOW! WHOO! 56 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,691 HA HA! 57 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,926 HI. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE COMIN' HOME TOMORROW. 58 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,629 NO, WE DECIDED TO QUIT WHEN WE WERE AHEAD. 59 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,265 [BOTH LAUGH] 60 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:12,700 HOW'S EVERYTHING HERE? 61 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,935 HERE? HERE? EVERYTHING'S GREAT HERE. 62 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,438 JUST TAKING OUT SOME GARBAGE. 63 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:25,145 YOU GUYS NEED STRONGER BAGS, YOU KNOW? 64 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:39,593 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, EDDIE? 65 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,862 I JUST HAD KENNY OVER. WE WATCHED THE GAME. 66 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:48,436 SO, WHAT, YOU AND KENNY EACH HAD, LIKE, 47 BEERS? 67 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,771 KENNY HAS A PROBLEM. 68 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,806 UHHHH! I GOTTA GO! 69 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,209 WE'RE OUT OF MAYONNAISE! 70 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,710 WHAT THE HELL IS DAD DOING HERE? 71 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,679 YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH LOOKING AT IT. 72 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,449 OH, MY GOD. HE REEKS OF COUGH SYRUP. 73 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:04,452 [SNIFFS] AND YOU JUST REEK. 74 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,520 THAT'S COLOGNE, ED. 75 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:08,422 THE STINK IS GETTING INTO MY MOUTH. 76 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:11,392 LOOK, EDDIE. JUST TELL ME THE BOYS ARE ALL RIGHT. 77 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,262 OH, YEAH. THEY'RE FINE. I HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP OUT OF THEM. 78 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:17,298 OK. I GOT ALL THE CANS OUT-- 79 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,599 HEH. 80 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,267 HELLO. 81 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,669 SO, WHAT YOU GOT THERE, LILY? 82 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,803 UH, RECYCLING. 83 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,939 JUST TAKING OUT THE RECYCLING, YOU KNOW? 84 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,408 SAVIN' THE EARTH. 85 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,175 HA HA. 86 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,010 COME ON. WE KNOW THERE WAS A PARTY. 87 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,646 I DID NOT THROW A PARTY. 88 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,381 REALLY? 89 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,449 YES. THE PARTY WAS THROWN AT ME. 90 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:39,320 SO, MY PARENTS ARE GOING OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND. 91 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,654 THEY ARE? 92 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:41,355 YEAH. 93 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,424 I'LL HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF 94 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:46,394 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 95 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:50,331 HEH HEH. OH, YEAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 96 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,800 [DOORBELL RINGS] 97 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,613 DOESN'T ANYBODY CHECK I.D. ANYMORE? 98 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,649 HOW DO KIDS GET THEIR HANDS ON OBSCENE QUANTITIES OF BEER? 99 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,818 THEY GOT IT FROM OUR REFRIGERATOR. 100 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,620 THAT WAS MY BEER?! 101 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,857 OH, GOD. THEY ATE THE PEANUT BUTTER AND THE ONIONS, 102 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:20,060 AND WHAT THE HELL? WAS SOMEBODY EATING THE BAKING SODA? 103 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:24,532 THEY PROBABLY WANTED TO FRESHEN THEIR BREATH AFTER THEY PUKED. 104 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,300 OH, GOD. SOMEBODY PUKED? 105 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,968 YEAH, IN THE MEAT DRAWER. 106 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:28,936 OHH! 107 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,772 THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU BABY-SIT. 108 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:32,806 WHAT? WHY? 109 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,008 LOOK AROUND. HOW COULD YOU HAVE LET THIS HAPPEN? 110 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,745 I WAS ON TOP OF THINGS. I GOT A LITTLE DISTRACTED. 111 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,012 BY WHAT? 112 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:42,015 YOU KNOW THAT GIRL WHO WORKS IN A BOOKSTORE BY THE COFFEE SHOP? 113 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:42,916 NO. 114 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,719 I'VE BEEN WOOING HER. 115 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,156 HI. 116 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,925 CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR HOME IMPROVEMENT SECTION IS? 117 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:57,465 I AM THINKING OF INSTALLING A JACUZZI IN MY PENTHOUSE. 118 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:02,936 DO YOU HAVE A SELF-HELP SECTION FOR THE HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC? 119 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,640 I'VE MASTERED THIS ONE. 120 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,809 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING MORE CHALLENGING? 121 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,012 YOU KNOW, FOR PEOPLE WITH MORE ENDURANCE. 122 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,481 AISLE 4. 123 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,115 ASK FOR JIM. 124 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,117 JIM? OK. 125 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,753 SO WHAT? YOU GET SHOT DOWN ALL THE TIME. 126 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,655 FIRST OF ALL, THAT HURT. 127 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:22,423 SECOND OF ALL, 128 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:25,058 THINGS TOOK A TURN FOR THE BETTER. 129 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,395 HEY, LOOK. 130 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,062 A BOOK ON CRAPS. 131 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,465 I GOTTA SEE THIS. 132 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,101 HEY, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DICE? 133 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:37,538 COME ON, GUYS. I'LL SHOW YOU THE ART PHOTOS. 134 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,140 NAH. I DON'T LIKE ART. 135 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,742 YOU'LL LIKE THESE. 136 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,011 ART ROCKS. 137 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,414 HI. 138 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,515 ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 139 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:51,084 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE PEOPLE READING WITH THEIR CHILDREN. 140 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,621 OH. THEY'RE NOT MINE. 141 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:54,688 OH. 142 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:57,458 I MEAN, THEY'RE BASICALLY MINE. I AM THEIR UNCLE, 143 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,793 BUT THEIR FATHER, YOU KNOW... 144 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,895 AND YOU TAKE CARE OF THEM? 145 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:02,796 UH-HUH. 146 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,932 THAT'S SO SWEET. 147 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,367 HOW OLD ARE THEY? 148 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,504 8 AND 4. 149 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,105 I'LL BE 13 IN APRIL. 150 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,741 I'M 27. 151 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:16,176 AH HA HA! HE'S ADORABLE. 152 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,446 HE GETS THAT FROM HIS UNCLE. 153 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,113 OH. 154 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:23,684 NO WONDER YOU WANTED TO KEEP THE BOYS THIS WEEKEND. 155 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,118 IT WAS PERFECTLY INNOCENT. 156 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,754 YOU USED THEM AS BAIT. 157 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,189 OK. THEY WERE BAIT, 158 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,025 BUT THEY HAD A GOOD TIME. 159 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,962 WOW. I'VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH SUGAR. 160 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,565 I'M STARTING TO SEE NEW COLORS. 161 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,800 IT'S JUST GOOD TO SEE THEM EAT. 162 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,868 [GIGGLES] 163 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,670 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YOU MADE ME OUT TO THIS WOMAN 164 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,439 AS SOME KIND OF DRUNK WHO STARVES HIS CHILDREN? 165 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:46,607 NO, IT'S NOT YOU. 166 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,943 IT'S A CHARACTER I INVENTED. "EVIL SEAN." 167 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,145 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? HE'S HARSHIN' ON ME. 168 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,114 YOU TOTALLY DROPPED THE BALL, EDDIE. 169 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,315 NO, I DID YOU A FAVOR. 170 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,151 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO TRY OUT YOUR BLACKJACK SYSTEM. 171 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,987 OH, GOD. 172 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,855 DON'T TALK ABOUT THE SYSTEM. 173 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:06,694 ALL HE COULD TALK ABOUT THE WHOLE TIME WAS HIS STUPID SYSTEM. 174 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,562 AH, YES. HERE WE ARE. 175 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,763 SLOT MACHINES. 176 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,064 OH, COME ON. 177 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:11,965 WHAT? 178 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,166 I'M GOOD AT SLOTS. 179 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,635 OH, PLEASE. 180 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:15,302 I AM. 181 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,137 YOU CAN'T BE GOOD AT SLOTS. 182 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,205 WELL, I AM. 183 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,339 LOOK, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS "GOOD AT SLOTS," OK? 184 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,843 IT'S TOTALLY RANDOM. A MONKEY COULD WIN MONEY AT SLOTS. 185 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,178 YES, IF THE MONKEY WERE GOOD AT SLOTS. 186 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,180 OH, GOD. COME ON, IT'S A GAME OF CHANCE. 187 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:30,183 WHY DON'T YOU PLAY A GAME OF SKILL LIKE BLACKJACK? 188 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:30,984 I GOT A SYSTEM. 189 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,085 YES. YES, I HEARD ABOUT YOUR SYSTEM. 190 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,087 WELL, APPARENTLY, YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TOO CLOSELY, 191 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,824 'CAUSE YOU STILL INSIST ON THROWING MONEY AWAY ON SLOTS! 192 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,126 WHICH I'M GOOD AT. YOU CAN'T BE! 193 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,561 WATCH ME. 194 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,262 WELL, I WON $85. 195 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,263 THAT'S "GOOD AT SLOTS." 196 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,500 WHOA. WELL, HOW MUCH DID I WIN WITH MY SYSTEM? 197 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,768 WAIT A MINUTE. WHOA! 198 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,672 IT'S ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD! AAH! 199 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,673 AAH! 200 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:53,707 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 201 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,275 WHILE YOU TWO WERE IN ATLANTIC CITY 202 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,178 SIPPING DOM PERIGNON OUT OF EACH OTHER'S SHOES, GUESS WHERE I WAS. 203 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,781 I WAS RIGHT HERE, PROTECTING THE LITTLE ONES, 204 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,283 SIPPING NOTHING FROM NOBODY'S SHOES. 205 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,119 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE DO APPRECIATE IT. 206 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,154 THANKS, EDDIE. 207 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,188 YOU'RE WELCOME. 208 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:08,922 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 209 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:12,225 Jimmy: UNCLE EDDIE, IS THAT YOU? 210 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:14,828 YEAH. 211 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,864 Jimmy: LET US OUT OF HERE! 212 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,665 Henry: PLEASE! 213 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:22,102 ARE THE BOYS LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT? 214 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,838 I DON'T THINK SO. 215 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,644 WHOA. 216 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,180 OH, IT'S SO BRIGHT. 217 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,318 OH, MY GOD. HEY, FIRST RULE OF BABY-SITTING: 218 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,888 DON'T LOCK THE CHILDREN IN THE BASEMENT. 219 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,857 GO EASY ON THEM. THEY'RE KIDS. 220 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,129 DAD. DAD. 221 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,098 YOU REALLY SMELL. 222 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,100 IT'S COLOGNE. 223 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:56,937 OK, COME ON, GUYS. I'LL MAKE YOU SOME HOT CHOCOLATE. 224 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,005 ALL RIGHT, EDDIE. 225 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,108 SO, HOW EXACTLY DID THEY GET LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT? 226 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:01,975 I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. 227 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,944 WE WERE HANGING OUT, HAVING A GOOD TIME, 228 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,279 BUT AT SOME POINT, MY APARTMENT JUST BECAME 229 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,215 AN UNSUITABLE ENVIRONMENT. 230 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,150 [GIGGLES] 231 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,320 UH, HENRY, CLOSE YOUR CLUB FACE. 232 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,956 YOU'RE HITTING IT OFF THE TOE. 233 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:16,724 WOW. 234 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,859 YOU ARE SO GOOD WITH YOUR NEPHEWS. 235 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,794 WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO BE. 236 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:21,862 HEH HEH. 237 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,963 OW! 238 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:23,697 WHOA. 239 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:27,000 COME ON. KEEP IT IN THE FAIRWAY. 240 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,002 YOU OK? 241 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:29,870 YEAH, I'M FINE. 242 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:34,842 SO, DO YOU WATCH THE BOYS ALL THE TIME? 243 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,109 OH, YEAH. 244 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,978 NO, I MEAN, 245 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:41,281 ALL THE TIME? 246 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,985 COME ON. LET'S GO. TIME TO GO. 247 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,287 BUT I'M 3 UNDER! MOVE IT. 248 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,692 [DOORBELL RINGS] 249 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:54,928 WHAT THE-- 250 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,865 THANK YOU, LILY. 251 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,034 NOOOOOO! 252 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:05,939 WELL, IT WAS NICE OF YOU NOT TO JUST SHOVE THEM OUT OF A MOVING CAR. 253 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,942 LOOK, WHAT I DID WAS IN THEIR BEST INTEREST 254 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,945 AND MINE AND MY LADY FRIEND'S. 255 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,314 IT WAS A WIN-WIN-WIN. 256 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,683 WOW. 257 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,084 $860. 258 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,220 MOM? IF YOU PUT ALL THIS IN MY COLLEGE FUND, 259 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:24,958 I WOULD HAVE $868. 260 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:29,997 YEAH, JIMMY. ABOUT THOSE $8.00... 261 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,365 MOM, WHO'S JOAN? 262 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,667 WHO? 263 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:36,069 JOAN IN ROOM 608. 264 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,105 WHAT IS THAT? 265 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,040 I FOUND IT IN WITH DAD'S MONEY. 266 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,410 I DON'T KNOW ANYONE NAMED JOAN. 267 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,411 WELL, SHE KISSED THIS NAPKIN. 268 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:49,750 THINK. WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY LOVES NAPKINS? 269 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:54,054 LILY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BROTHERS ARE? 270 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,388 YEAH, THEY'RE-- 271 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,857 THEY'RE-- 272 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:57,524 OH, MY GOD. 273 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,093 UH-UH-UH-UH. WE LET 'EM OUT. 274 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,095 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, LIL? 275 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,097 DAD, I WAS OVERWHELMED. 276 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,967 [MUSIC PLAYING] 277 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,247 DEAN, WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT MY PARENTS WERE GONNA BE OUT OF TOWN, 278 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,017 I MEANT THAT WE COULD SPEND THE EVENING TOGETHER. 279 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,485 JUST THE TWO OF US. 280 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,787 OH. 281 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,889 OH! 282 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,925 PARTY, MAN! COME ON! 283 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,096 GIVE ME THAT. 284 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,803 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 285 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,071 HELLO? 286 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,072 LILY. 287 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:49,376 WELL, I JUST HAD SOME COUGH MEDICINE, AND, UH-- 288 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,043 WHAT? 289 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,179 OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T WORRY. 290 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,982 IF I TAKE SOME OF THE NON-DROWSY, 291 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,818 I'M SURE IT'LL BALANCE OUT. 292 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,187 [DOORBELL RINGS] 293 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,222 OH, GRANDPA. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 294 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,192 I'M SO SORRY TO WAKE YOU UP, BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 295 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:09,096 DON'T BE SILLY. I'M HAPPY TO HELP. 296 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,165 HEY, IS THAT CHITA RIVERA? 297 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,201 I OWE HER A PUNCH IN THE NOSE! 298 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:18,071 GRANDPA! I NEED YOU TO GET ALL THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE. 299 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,139 I GOT IT. 300 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:24,211 OK. THE MUSIC IS GOING OFF. 301 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,984 RIGHT AFTER THIS SONG... 302 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:36,056 WHICH I LIKE VERY MUCH. 303 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,926 OH, GRANDPA. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 304 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,928 I'M GREAT. 305 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,363 OH, CRAP. 306 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,232 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 307 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,567 I WAS JUST LOOKING OUT FOR MY LITTLE BROTHERS. 308 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,204 COME ON, LILY. THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DOING IT OUT IN THE YARD 309 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,173 IF THEY DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO WATCH. 310 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,575 UHH. GET IN THE BASEMENT. 311 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,543 WHAT IF WE GET HUNGRY? 312 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,279 THERE'S A FREEZER FULL OF MEAT. 313 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,050 DON'T THINK OF IT AS "LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT." 314 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,785 THINK OF IT AS "PROTECTIVE CUSTODY." 315 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,354 SEAN? YEAH. 316 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,123 HI. WHEN I WAS PLAYING THE SLOTS, WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 317 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,124 I WAS PLAYING BLACKJACK. 318 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,960 YEAH, WHO'S JOAN? AH? 319 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,962 JOAN. I DON'T KNOW A JOAN. 320 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,998 JOAN. JOAN. JOAN, ROOM 608, 321 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,266 WITH THE BURGUNDY LIPSTICK! 322 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,135 OH, WOW. I'VE GOT NO IDEA. 323 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:22,702 OH, COME-- 324 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,337 IT WAS IN YOUR POCKET. 325 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,374 A LOT OF PEOPLE WEAR THESE PANTS. 326 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,344 MY GOD. NO WONDER YOU SMELL LIKE CHEAP PERFUME. 327 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,047 NO, NO, NO, NO. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT AT ALL. 328 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,283 SEE, I DID GO OVER TO THE BLACKJACK TABLES. 329 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,217 YEAH? WHAT? 330 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,153 TRUTH BE TOLD, MY SYSTEM WASN'T AS FOOLPROOF 331 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,022 AS I MAY HAVE IMPLIED. 332 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,490 200. COLOR ME. 333 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,191 COCKTAILS? 334 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,560 I THINK I'LL HAVE A LOWENBRAU. 335 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,963 THANK YOU. HEH. 336 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,637 QUEEN-5, DEALER SHOWING 7. 337 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,973 HIT ME. 338 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,175 TOO MANY. 339 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,144 IT'S OK. JUST STARTIN'. 340 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,578 HA HA HA HA. 341 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,615 16, DEALER SHOWING 5. I'LL STAY. 342 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,484 17. 343 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,659 HIT ME, MAMA. 344 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,428 OHH! 345 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,198 AAH! 346 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,400 DAMN IT! 347 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,404 OK. 2 COWBOYS. 348 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,273 I STAY. 349 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,076 WHAT? 350 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,313 HERE'S YOUR BEER. 351 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,317 OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? 352 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,486 THAT BORES ME. 353 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,121 WHO IS JOAN?! 354 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,557 YOU DROVE ME TO JOAN. WHAT? 355 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,359 I COULDN'T FACE YOU. 356 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,360 WHY NOT? 357 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,628 BECAUSE YOU WERE WINNING. 358 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,030 [SIRENS WAIL] 359 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,967 WHOO! HA HA HA HA! 360 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,334 HA HA HA! 361 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,203 I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER BUCKET! 362 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:08,041 WOW, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SLOTS! 363 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,012 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, YOU LOSER?! 364 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,413 YOU IDIOT! 365 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,182 "I'VE GOT A SYSTEM!" 366 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,449 TOWEL? 367 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,252 NO, THANK YOU. I'M FINE. 368 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,254 COLOGNE? NO. I'M FINE. 369 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,289 MOUTHWASH? 370 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,524 NO. THANK YOU. 371 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,070 CASH PLAYS. 372 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,207 COME ON. COME ON! 373 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,242 DAMN IT! YES! BOXCARS! 374 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,412 THAT'S ME! HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, RED? 375 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,379 I'M GOING HOME. I'M BROKE. 376 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,682 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 377 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:50,984 KEEP ROLLIN'. 378 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,685 YOU SURE? ROLL. 379 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,221 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 380 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,155 LET'S GO! 381 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,957 LET'S GO. COME ON, BABY! 382 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,127 YEAH! WHOO! 383 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,461 THAT'S MY BOY! 384 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,629 AH HA HA HA! 385 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,565 LET IT RIDE! LET IT RIDE! 386 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,435 ALL RIGHT! 387 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,336 WHOO-HOO! 388 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:13,473 THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL "THE CRICKET." 389 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,042 YEAH! OHH! 390 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,477 WE'RE LETTIN' IT RIDE TONIGHT! 391 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,380 YES! WHOO! 392 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,315 ALL RIGHT. 393 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,784 YES! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 394 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,354 YES! YEAH! 395 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,655 WHOA. 396 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:34,261 YEAH! ONE MORE! ONE MORE! ONE-- 397 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,496 [ALL MOAN] 398 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,400 WELL, HEY. 399 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,768 HUH? HA HA HA. 400 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,670 WELL, RED, 401 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,772 THAT WAS A HELL OF A RUN. 402 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,774 THANK YOU. THANKS. YEAH. 403 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,575 HERE. 404 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,642 A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR TROUBLE. 405 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:53,380 OH, I COULDN'T. I--OH, MY GOD. THESE ARE HUNDREDS. 406 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,381 YOU'RE WORTH IT. 407 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,815 WELL, THANK YOU. 408 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,352 SAY, RED. WHY DON'T YOU COME UP TO MY ROOM TONIGHT, 409 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,820 AND WE'LL CELEBRATE, HUH? 410 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,389 OH, I CAN'T. 411 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,690 I'M MARRIED. 412 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,459 SO AM I. 413 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,765 JUST IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 414 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,234 OK. 415 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,368 THANK YOU. 416 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,437 OK. 417 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,240 OH, MY GOD. 418 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,176 YOU'RE A HO. 419 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,845 I AM NOT A HO. 420 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,315 WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL IT? 421 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:28,948 BOY-TOY. 422 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,185 NO. I WAS A LUCK-BRINGER. 423 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,253 HEH HEH. YOU'RE A HO. 424 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,756 HEY. YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS WHEN YOU MARRIED ME, WOMAN! 425 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,590 COME ON. 426 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,427 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, AND YOU TOOK MONEY 427 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,228 FROM SOME BATHROOM GUY? 428 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,431 OK, HOLD ON. GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT. 429 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,505 [HUMMING] 430 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,406 * DA DA DA 431 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,476 * PA DA DA DA DA 432 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,578 TOWEL. 433 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,547 OH, YEAH. THANK YOU. 434 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,649 OH, AND, UH, MY GOOD MAN. 435 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,118 THIS... 436 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,453 THIS IS FOR YOU. 437 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,654 50 BUCKS? 438 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,423 YEAH, WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I HAD A GOOD NIGHT. HEH HEH HEH. 439 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,292 YOU'RE NO HIGH ROLLER. 440 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,295 YOU'RE NOT EVEN A ROLLER. 441 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,563 SURE I AM. 442 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,566 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK MY 5 BUCKS. 443 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,435 OH, NO, NO. I--I--I INVESTED IT FOR YOU. 444 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,604 YOU LOUSY SON OF A-- 445 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,606 AAAH! 446 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,176 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED JUST SO YOU COULD PRETEND 447 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,379 YOU WERE BETTER AT BLACKJACK THAN I AM AT SLOTS. 448 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,246 OK. I MIGHT SUCK AT BLACKJACK, 449 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,483 BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE GOOD AT SLOTS. 450 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,250 I WON, DIDN'T I? 451 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,620 YEAH, BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD. 452 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,488 I WON, DIDN'T I? 453 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,756 FINE, ALL RIGHT? LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 454 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,425 I WON, DIDN'T I? 455 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,328 OK, STOP IT! HA HA HA! 456 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,230 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 457 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,631 TONIGHT SUCKED FOR ME, TOO. 458 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,467 YOU KNOW, CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF? 459 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,269 YES, I CAN. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. 460 00:18:56,303 --> 00:19:01,174 NOW YOU GOTTA HEAR ME OUT. I MADE A HUGE PERSONAL SACRIFICE TONIGHT. 461 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,244 OH, MAN. 462 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,478 WHAT? 463 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,280 NOTHING. 464 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,787 UM, I CAN'T BE DOING THIS. 465 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,555 SHH. 466 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,658 UH, I JUST GOTTA CHECK ON THE KIDS. 467 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:19,626 MM. YOU'RE SO DEVOTED. 468 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,929 IT'S REALLY...GRRRR! 469 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:27,367 IT'S JUST THAT IF HENRY DOESN'T HEAR THAT STUPID TUGBOAT STORY, 470 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,502 HE CAN'T GO TO SLEEP. 471 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,505 OH, THAT IS SO HOT. 472 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,943 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET OFF OF ME. 473 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,512 I'M AN UNCLE. 474 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,662 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 475 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,563 BOBBY. 476 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,699 PARTY'S MOVIN' TO BOBBY'S HOUSE, EVERYBODY! 477 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,234 COME ON! 478 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,570 [ALL CHEER] 479 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,339 IT WAS WEIRD. I HAD PANGS. 480 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,741 PANGS OF RESPONSIBILITY. 481 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,777 IT WAS NEW FOR ME. 482 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,612 I HAVEN'T HAD RESPONSIBILITY PANGS 483 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,982 SINCE I HAD THAT-- WHAT WAS IT? A CAT OR SOMETHING? 484 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,317 THAT'S GREAT, ED, BUT IT'S A LITTLE LATE 485 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,553 BECAUSE CLAUDIA AND I ARE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAVE TOWN AGAIN. 486 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,890 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DID AS GOOD A JOB AS YOU WOULD'VE DONE. 487 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,993 YOU KNOW, THERE'S MORE TO PARENTING THAN JUST PANGS. 488 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,428 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 489 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,496 GOOD NIGHT, HENRY. 490 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,798 I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND CHECK YOUR WINDOWS IF YOU WANT. 491 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,065 NO, THAT'S OK. I'M FINE. 492 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:36,403 YOU SURE? WHAT ABOUT THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN? YOU WON'T BE SCARED? 493 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,740 NAH. UNCLE EDDIE GAVE ME A SECRET WEAPON. 494 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,611 OH, JEEZ! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! WHAT IS IT?! 495 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,979 RELAX, DAD. IT'S JUST A HEAD. 496 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:51,284 YEAH, SEE? THAT WAY, IF THE HORSEMAN COMES, HE CAN TAKE THAT ONE, 497 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,053 ALL SEVERED AND READY TO GO. 498 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,054 Sean: OK. 499 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,624 COME ON, DENNIS. 500 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,494 NOW, SEE? YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. 501 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:02,562 YOU'RE RIGHT. 502 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,696 I'M A GOOD UNCLE. 503 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,697 YOU'RE ADEQUATE. 504 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,033 WHY DON'T YOU GO OFF AND SEE YOUR FRIEND LARA? 505 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,036 YEAH. MAYBE I'LL BRING HER BY SOMETIME SO YOU GUYS CAN MEET HER. 506 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,806 JUST REMEMBER, YOU'RE A DRUNK, AND YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. 507 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,007 GOT IT. 508 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,611 Claudia: AND YOU'RE A HO! 509 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,653 HEY. 510 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:30,723 OH. I FEEL GREAT. THAT STUFF REALLY WORKS. 511 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,562 HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE? 512 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:38,965 "TIPPY THE TUGBOAT TUGGED THE FREIGHTER. 513 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,833 "TIPPY THE TUGBOAT TUGGED THE BARGE. 514 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,501 TIPPY THE TUGBOAT--" 515 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,505 OH, WAIT! DENNIS CAN'T SEE. 516 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,439 THIS IS CREEPY. 517 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,408 YEAH. YOU OWE ME. KEEP READING, PARTY BOY. 518 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,709 I ALREADY SAID I WAS SORRY. 519 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,944 DENNIS IS GETTING BORED. 520 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:52,945 SURE, HE IS. 521 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:53,880 OH, WELL, "HE TUGGED THEM, AND HE TUGGED THEM, 522 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,583 AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END." 523 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,518 NOW IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED, HENRY. 524 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,586 OK. KISSES. 525 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,621 NOT ME. DENNIS. 526 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,656 KISS IT!